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Thousands of Migrants Reach Austria

About 2,700 migrants, desperate to leave Hungary for Western Europe, reached Austria in the early hours of Saturday and more were on their way.

London Jewel Thieves Plead Guilty in Easter Heist

Four men pleaded guilty on Friday to conspiracy for a jewel heist in London’s Hatton Garden diamond district over the Easter weekend.

U.S. Veterans Who Fight ISIS

A former Army Ranger and a decorated Marine are among U.S. veterans volunteering to join Kurdish fighters against Islamic State in Syria. 66

Clashes in Tajikistan Leave 17 Dead

An outbreak of violence in Tajikistan left 17 people dead on Friday, raising fears of a return to unrest in a Central Asian nation still scarred by civil war.

Google Pursuing a Return to China

Google is in talks with the Chinese government and handset makers about launching a new Android app store there, a move that would mark the company’s return to China.

Blurry Job Picture Poses Test for Fed

U.S. employment growth slowed in August but the jobless rate fell to the lowest level since 2008, a mixed labor-market reading less than two weeks before a crucial Federal Reserve meeting. 234

Judge Orders Credit Suisse to Pay Highland $287.5M in Suit Over Loan

A judge on Friday said Credit Suisse must pay a unit of Highland Capital Management $287.5 million over a soured real-estate loan, a win for James Dondero’s hedge-fund firm in its multipronged fight against the Swiss bank over luxury developments.

Putin Pitches for Foreign Investment in Russia’s Far East

Russian President Vladimir Putin has made a pitch for greater investment in his country’s resource-rich Far East region, despite a slowdown in the Chinese economy that has shaken global markets.

G-20 Increasingly Concerned About Slowing Chinese Economy

China’s market routs and a string of weak data are fueling concern among Group of 20 officials that a slowing Chinese economy could fuel further market instability and push global growth deeper into a long-term rut.

Scandals Upend Guatemala’s Presidential Election

Guatemalans go to polls Sunday to vote for a new president amid a wave of popular anger over politics as usual, days after the resignation of President Otto Pérez Molina amid a corruption scandal.

From Piles of Trash Sprout Demands for Change in Lebanon

Protests demanding political reform bridge country’s longtime political, religious and ethnic divides.

Public Pension Funds Roll Back Return Targets

The cuts to their lowest levels since the 1980s portend greater hardships for employees and cash-strapped governments as Americans age. 96

Weekend Investor

No Emerging Markets in Your Portfolio? Look Again

Some foreign-stock mutual funds have 30% or 40% of assets in developing nations.

U.K. Regulator Warns Commodity Firms About Market Abuse

The U.K.’s financial regulator said firms that trade commodities have learned little from recent high-profile cases of market abuse and are failing to adequately monitor the risks of such abuse.

Heard on the Street

This Plastics IPO Is Timed Right – For the Seller

Bayer’s material science division, now called Covestro, had a strong first-half ahead of a planned initial public offering. That looks hard to keep up.

Brussels Beat

EU Displaces U.S. as Top Antitrust Cop

The European Union’s antitrust activism has put it in prime position to shape the Internet and is encouraging some U.S. technology executives to focus on Brussels.

Daimler, Renault Reboot Tiny Car

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Volkswagen CFO Nominated as Board Chairman

The largest shareholder of Europe’s biggest auto maker nominated the company’s CFO to become the next chairman of VW’s supervisory board.

BASF, Gazprom Renew Abandoned Asset-Swap Plan

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GVC Wins Race to Acquire Bwin.party

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Will Lyons on Wine

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Michael Grandage: A Director’s DNA

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‘La Jaula de Oro (The Golden Dream)’ Review: Dark Immigrant Odyssey

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Ryanair will Berlusconi zum Berliner Flughafenchef machen

Er kann es nicht lassen! Ryanairs Chefpilot Michael O´Leary riskiert wieder einmal eine dicke Lippe. Der nie um freche Worte verlegene Ire nimmt ausnahmsweise aber nicht seine Wettbewerber aufs Korn, sondern rügt deutsche Politiker für ihre erfolglose Suche nach einem neuen Flughafenboss.

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Schnell wechselt der findige Geschäftsmann in die Personalberaterbranche und zaubert vier vielversprechende Kandidaten aus dem Hut. O´Leary empfiehlt neben dem skandalumwitterten italienischen Unternehmer Silvio Berlusconi noch David Hasselhoff, Arnold Schwarzenegger und James Bond als Nachfolger für den glücklosen Flughafenchef Rainer Schwarz.

Silvio Berlusconi habe hervorragende Referenzen, beschreibt der Ire die Vorzüge seines Lieblingskandidaten: Schließlich habe der Lebemann bereits viele private Events erfolgreich umgesetzt und sei so aus manch misslicher Lage als strahlender Gewinner herausgegangen.

Will der Italiener allerdings doch lieber Ministerpräsident in seinem Heimatland werden, schickt Ryanair den amerikanischen Sänger und Schauspieler David Hasselhoff ins Rennen. Der könnte nicht nur in Not geratene Badenixen, sondern auch Problemflughäfen retten und sich dabei jederzeit der Unterstützung seines mit künstlicher Intelligenz ausgestatteten Sportwagens KITT sicher sein.

Findet Hasselhoff nicht die Gnade der Deutschen, wartet O`Leary mit einem noch größeren US-Amerikaner auf. Mr. Universum und Terminator Arnold Schwarzenegger habe bereits viele Welten gerettet und könnte den Berliner Flughafen bestimmt in Expresszeit fertigstellen.

Tun sich die Berliner mit künftigen “Yes, we can!”-Morgenmeetings auf den Vorfeldern des Willy-Brandt-Airports aber schwer, zieht Ryanair das vierte Ass aus dem Ärmel und bietet die Hilfe des britischen Geheimdienstes an. Deren bester Mann James Bond löse mit seiner ganz speziellen Auslegung der feinen englischen Art das Flughafenproblem schnell, verspricht O´Leary. Außenstehende Betrachter dürften sich aber über eine leicht gewaltsame Umgestaltung der bereits stehenden Gebäude nicht wundern.

Zum Schluss der Personalvorstellung findet das Enfant Terrible der Luftfahrtbranche noch sehr versöhnliche Worte. O`Leary zeigte sich sicher, dass Deutschland seinen Skandalflughafen noch in diesem Jahrhundert eröffnet.

 

 

 

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    • Berlusconis Talente werden in Italien bei der kommenden Wahl benötigt.
      So wäre er vielleicht der einzige und damit wahre Held der Nation, welcher das Land aus dem verhängnisvollen Euro führen könnte, um es sicher gesunden zu lassen.

      Beim Flughafenprojekt der Sozialisten aus Berlin und Brandenburg sollten wir uns angesichts der aktuellen Probleme auf einen Zeitrahmen für die Fertigstellung einigen:
      dieses Jahrtausend sollte es - vielleicht - möglich sein.

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Thousands of Migrants Reach Austria

About 2,700 migrants, desperate to leave Hungary for Western Europe, reached Austria in the early hours of Saturday and more were on their way.

London Jewel Thieves Plead Guilty in Easter Heist

Four men pleaded guilty on Friday to conspiracy for a jewel heist in London’s Hatton Garden diamond district over the Easter weekend.

U.S. Veterans Who Fight ISIS

A former Army Ranger and a decorated Marine are among U.S. veterans volunteering to join Kurdish fighters against Islamic State in Syria. 66

Clashes in Tajikistan Leave 17 Dead

An outbreak of violence in Tajikistan left 17 people dead on Friday, raising fears of a return to unrest in a Central Asian nation still scarred by civil war.

Google Pursuing a Return to China

Google is in talks with the Chinese government and handset makers about launching a new Android app store there, a move that would mark the company’s return to China.

Blurry Job Picture Poses Test for Fed

U.S. employment growth slowed in August but the jobless rate fell to the lowest level since 2008, a mixed labor-market reading less than two weeks before a crucial Federal Reserve meeting. 234

Judge Orders Credit Suisse to Pay Highland $287.5M in Suit Over Loan

A judge on Friday said Credit Suisse must pay a unit of Highland Capital Management $287.5 million over a soured real-estate loan, a win for James Dondero’s hedge-fund firm in its multipronged fight against the Swiss bank over luxury developments.

Putin Pitches for Foreign Investment in Russia’s Far East

Russian President Vladimir Putin has made a pitch for greater investment in his country’s resource-rich Far East region, despite a slowdown in the Chinese economy that has shaken global markets.

G-20 Increasingly Concerned About Slowing Chinese Economy

China’s market routs and a string of weak data are fueling concern among Group of 20 officials that a slowing Chinese economy could fuel further market instability and push global growth deeper into a long-term rut.

Scandals Upend Guatemala’s Presidential Election

Guatemalans go to polls Sunday to vote for a new president amid a wave of popular anger over politics as usual, days after the resignation of President Otto Pérez Molina amid a corruption scandal.

From Piles of Trash Sprout Demands for Change in Lebanon

Protests demanding political reform bridge country’s longtime political, religious and ethnic divides.

Public Pension Funds Roll Back Return Targets

The cuts to their lowest levels since the 1980s portend greater hardships for employees and cash-strapped governments as Americans age. 96

Weekend Investor

No Emerging Markets in Your Portfolio? Look Again

Some foreign-stock mutual funds have 30% or 40% of assets in developing nations.

U.K. Regulator Warns Commodity Firms About Market Abuse

The U.K.’s financial regulator said firms that trade commodities have learned little from recent high-profile cases of market abuse and are failing to adequately monitor the risks of such abuse.

Heard on the Street

This Plastics IPO Is Timed Right – For the Seller

Bayer’s material science division, now called Covestro, had a strong first-half ahead of a planned initial public offering. That looks hard to keep up.

Brussels Beat

EU Displaces U.S. as Top Antitrust Cop

The European Union’s antitrust activism has put it in prime position to shape the Internet and is encouraging some U.S. technology executives to focus on Brussels.

Daimler, Renault Reboot Tiny Car

Daimler is taking another crack at the U.S. market for ultra-compacts with a retooled version of its ForTwo Smart car built through a collaboration that could become a benchmark for other auto makers. 70

Volkswagen CFO Nominated as Board Chairman

The largest shareholder of Europe’s biggest auto maker nominated the company’s CFO to become the next chairman of VW’s supervisory board.

BASF, Gazprom Renew Abandoned Asset-Swap Plan

Germany’s BASF and Russia’s Gazprom will complete an asset-swap deal signed in 2013 but called off last year amid tension between Russia and the West.

GVC Wins Race to Acquire Bwin.party

Sports-betting and online-gambling operator GVC Holdings PLC said it had clinched a deal to buy Bwin.party Digital Entertainment PLC after beating an offer from online-gambling peer 888 Holdings PLC.

Fashion

How Fashion Experts Shop the High Street

Despite the crowds, the lines and the overpacked rails, there are real gems to be found in mainstream stores—you just need to know how to find them.

Will Lyons on Wine